Warhol Redux

In the future, everyone will be famous ...

... for 15 seconds.
... for 15 dollars.
... to 15 people.

In the future, everyone will be obscure for 15 minutes.

In 15 minutes, everyone will be famous.

In the future, 15 people will be famous.

Vote For Me!

Campaign Slogans

Is no one pointing out that McCain's slogan, "A leader we can believe in," in fact FOLLOWS Obama's "Change we can believe in" ???

My Starbucks Idea

Want to put the magic back in Starbucks? Go vote for my idea!

Canned Corpse

Oddly, it tasted about the same as the actual product.

P.S. You don't want to know what they did with Ray Kroc.

Calaveras County Cackles

OK! Here's our new leading candidate for Chinstroker of the Year Award.

"You can't tell how far a frog will jump until you punch him."

What the hell was she thinking about? Who will she say was "on my mind" this time? Bush's favorite schoolboy recreational pasttime (blowing up frogs)? Mark Twain? Yet another fairy tale?

Did she mean punch? Or push? Or poke? (Or kiss?)

Who's the frog -- Her? Obama? Bill? The DNC? The voters?

Can't wait until we hear the inevitable "clarification." This oughta be good.

Au Revoir, Newspapers

When your favorite newspaper disappears , both in print and online, how will you personally be affected? How will your life be different? How will you stay informed? Will it matter?

Never mind next year. Let's talk about now. How and where do you find your news? TV? Newspapers? Magazines? Websites?

How has that changed from a year ago? Five years ago? Ten years ago?

How do you envision news coverage in 2020?