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Friday, May 16, 2008

Stop the Presses!

What's news? According to CNN, here are the top stories, as we speak:

Chemist gets life for hubby's acid vat murder
Plane lands atop another taking off
Racy ads encourage safe sex for pets
Boy, 5, swipes, wrecks grandma's truck
Woman's body lies in apartment for 35 years
8 middle-schoolers expelled for sex on trip
Seacrest: Cheap shots with Cowell are real
Water is vital, but how much should you drink?

How many of these stories impact your life?
How many will you read?
Posted by Jerry Lazar at 4:47 PM
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